My friend is having a birthday soon and he came up with an epic idea I had to share. Well, maybe it's not that epic, just doing it for the lulz.
He's trying to get enough people to buy a whole section of Medieval Times for his birthday party. There is one requirement to attending though, you must dress as a pirate. This is not where the fun ends though, oh no. He also wants to bar hop after Medieval Times still dressed as pirates. I'm not a drinker, at all. Also not one for bars, at all. And cosplaying is beyond the realm of stuff I will do. This just sounds too fun though. He wants us to come up with pirate names also, but this is optional.
I'm thinking of going with the name Patch, wearing the appropriate covering over my eye. This makes me worry about my depth perception and I might need to drive without it on.
I ask you, what is your pirate name?
Random quote: "Mountains are molehills when you got this kind of skill."