Monday, January 31, 2011

Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Stupid Teenagers Must Die! was a challenge from MY fiance's brother. Just playing, love you hun. :-)

This had to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. First off, I could barely hear it. All of the sound seemed like it was in the background, even when they were talking and during important points. This almost made me turn it off in the first few minutes.

Past that, the movie was about a group of teens who go to the home of a famous murderer who killed his whole family. It's a parody of the 80's horror flicks complete with a jock, the "bad" kid, the nerd, the goth, and a few of the popular boppers (two of which are girlfriends).

That's about it for the storyline really. Teens in a house, there is a murderer, and it gets ridiculous. I don't wish this on anyone else, except those accepting the challenge. If you watch this and make it all the way through, give yourself a point.

For next weekend, I put up 3 movie for this weekend's challenge. I'm sticking with movies that can be found streaming on Netflix. Unfortunately (or fortunately, however you look at it), Twilight, Cabin Boy, and Open Water are not streaming. They would be on the list if available though. We need your suggestions to help expand this challenge. Also, what were your thoughts on Teeth or this movie if you are keeping up with the challenge.

Quote: "Julie, you just threw a big knife at Kane and almost killed him." -Sissy (/sigh)


  1. I will go home and ask my husband for a suggestion. He's seen everything.
    Another one I thought was HORRIBLE was the one with Will Ferell (land of the lost, maybe?)
    I have totally blocked even the name from my brain it was so bad.
    I just remember being really pissed that I would never get the time back that I spent watching that piece of crap.


    It's called "Superbabies."


    The title should be more than enough. It was the worst movie I had ever seen in my life. And, like Katie, I was really pissed that I would never get the time back that I spent watching that crap. Really.

  3. I think I saw this movie, but when I saw it it was called Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    visions unto myself

  4. This movie sounds hilarious! (In a that-was-so-bad-I-can't-believe-I-watched-it kinda way.

  5. Hey! What a fun game! I'd totally love to play. Hubby and I love Sci Fi's original (super bad) movies. They're like a treat on Saturday nights. So count me in! Woot! (And streaming on Netflix is a great way to do it ~ that way you know everyone (who has NF) can watch it. Woot!)

  6. Lol your reviews are so funny when they're bad lol. I like what you say about them. It really does sound crappy lol.

    By the way thanks for the comment lol. I was beginning to think I would be stuck with half pink and half blue walls forever! lol

  7. 2012 and valentines day are the worst movies I've seen this year. 9th gate is a bad one too, because it convinces you it isn't at all bad and then, whammo! it really is bad.

  8. Just to repeat what everybody else already said it does look really bad!
    Still, I like reading your film reviews! :)


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